My friends all thought I went to Sanya again when they saw my posts.

【The "Unconventional" Guide to Cangzhou's Seaside – Where the Grand Canal Meets Bohai Bay】 ✅🌊 Pretend You're on an Island Edition 1️⃣ Nandagang Wetland - Spend 30 yuan to ride a wooden boat through reed marshes, where you might bump into wild ducks at any moment (practice your "duck apology" in advance) - Rent binoculars for 10 yuan/hour to spot birds—and the nose hairs of the guy on the next boat ✅2️⃣ Huanghua Port Beach - Bohai Bay's waves are as gentle as an old lady doing tai chi, but the sand scores five stars for foot discomfort (wear Crocs, aka "Cangzhou Foot Massagers") - Shell collecting will net you plenty of "mussel shells," which your mom might mistake for "seafood remains" and toss out ✅🍤 Seafood "Gotcha" Guide ▪️ Huanghua Swimming Crab When the vendor says "full of roe," it means one pea-sized lump inside (Cangzhou-style crab roe soup dumpling?) ▪️ ✅Fermented Shrimp Paste Smells like a biochemical weapon; pair it with cornbread for an instant trip back to the 1960s (wear a mask afterward) ▪️ **Seafood Stalls**: Always ask for prices! Otherwise, you'll think shrimp are priced by the "whisker" at checkout ✅🚣♂️ Surreal Experience Activities - Fishing Village Boat Tour Pay 200 yuan to be a "fisherman for a day"—which mostly means watching an old man cast nets (reward: three finger-sized fish) - ✅Salt Field Mini Train 30 yuan for a loop around the salt fields, where blindingly white salt piles force you to squint (forgot sunglasses? Your eyelids are natural filters) ✅📸 Cangzhou Photo Ops - Pose on the Shell Embankment, but avoid stepping on "thousand-year-old fossilized shells"—they’re actually clamshells from last week’s tourists - Run dramatically under wind turbines for a "K-drama shot," though it’ll look more like being chased by a giant fan 💡 Survival Tips ✅ Must-Bring: - Sunscreen (Bohai UV rays + salt field glare = human teppanyaki) - Flip-flops (the beach shells will teach you humility) ❌ Avoid: - "Fresh Catch" boat tours (you’ll get seasick before the fish do) - Beach ATVs (50 yuan for 3 minutes—slower than an e-bike) (Total cost: 300 yuan for "budget seaside vibes" and a free souvenir of fishy smell.)